Michael Phelps: 'The Bachelor'

Can this be true? Can this possibly be true? MSNBC is either reporting or speculating that beloved Michael Phelps might appear on the “The Bachelor”.

Apparently, super-swimmer Michael Phelps (naked?) is going to get calls from every television show in the country before the big giant feet stomp out of the Olympic Stadium and the lights dim on the closing ceremonies. But for the best fit, according to them he'll need to look no further than "The Bachelor."

Michael Phelps is young, single, good-looking (take that, Amanda Beard), famous, and boyishly charming and soon to be stinking rich. It wouldn't take long to find 25 women eager to get him to propose. Every single Hollywood starlet would be calling their agents to secure a spot on the show. Hmmm, but he’s only 23.

We think he’s too young and hot to get married.

As viewers of “The Bachelor” well know, women who appear on "The Bachelor" are willing to stretch the bounds of decency and set feminism back decades to win the heart of the average run-of-the-mill contestant. If they spat and scratch over a guy like Jesse Palmer, who was just a third-string NFL quarterback, what might they do for Phelps?

I’m looking forward to some really good naked hot tub scenes but in the end I hope he doesn’t propose.

Amanda Beard is a nasty girl and a dirty girl

We all knew that Amanda was egotistical dirty girl after dropping her towel for Playboy magazine and know we now she is a mean nasty girl too. Olympic swimmer and medal machine Michael Phelps may have what it takes to win over America’s hearts, but he’s just not good enough for former women’s breaststroke champ and queen of mean Amanda Beard.

Rumors of romance between the athletes began to circulate earlier this week, and while the beloved Michael Phelps just denied them, Amanda took to the airwaves on a popular radio show and made it clear that she found idea of dating the golden boy repulsive.

When asked if she ever kissed Michael, Amanda answered, “Ew, no!” Held hands? “Ew, no! Not even that.” Even the mere suggestion that Michael might be attracted to her inspired an “ew-that’s-so-nasty” response.

What’s so icky about dating Michael Phelps? It seems that Beard doesn’t care for his appearance.

“C’mon, I have really good taste,” she told the radio hosts. “He’s not really my type, personally.” Laughing, she added, “I go for a little bit different-looking guys.”

Me thinks she is a tad competitive and a tad attention seeking and a tad rumpled out of sorts because Mr. Michael Phelps is getting way more attention than she is. Me also thinks she has an exaggerated opinion of her own looks.

A few days later she apologized, sort of, and said any one who knew her would know she was just joking as she is a big “jokester”. If that is the case she is just a dirty girl with no sense of humour.

Will We See Michael Phelps' Speedo?

I really really really hope so! I think I will phone Oprah personally and put in a special request. That is because next week we will see Michaeal Phelps on Oprah Winfrey!

Only Michael Phelps, the most winningest Olympian of all time, that’s who!

Michael Phelps who is generally almost naked, along with 150 other U.S. Olympic team members, will be on the season premiere of "The Oprah Winfrey Show." The 23rd season premiere of Winfrey's talk show will air September 8th. I hope he just wears a small Speedo .… a little one.Winfrey plans to tape the show at Chicago's Millennium Park.

Harpo Productions says Winfrey intends the show as a "welcome home celebration" and a chance to showcase Speedos and other small bathing suits, errrr I mean, Chicago as the city bids for the 2016 Summer Olympics. You know what I'm waiting for? I just want to see Michaeal phelps model speedos .... oooooh, teeny tiny Michael Phelps bathing suits, yum!

Other athletes expected to attend with the lovely and hot Michael Phelps include the beach volleyball gold medal team of Misty May-Treanor and Kerri Walsh, gold medal basketball players Carmelo Anthony, Lisa Leslie and Dwyane Wade, and silver medal swimmer Dara Torres. Hmmmmm, I notice bad ol’ Amanda Beard isn’t invited.

I hope Oprah (I love her) and Michael Phelps and all the other Olympians trash talk Beard for the whole show. Even better maybe Michael Phelps will announce he’s gay! I don’t suppose that will happen but Michael Phelps might wear a nearly naked small Speedo.

Check back for pics of hopefully Michael Phelps' speedo on the Oprah show.