Showing posts with label speedo. Show all posts
Showing posts with label speedo. Show all posts

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Michael Phelps Loses to the Arena X-Glide Swim Suit

Michael Phelps lost an international swimming race for the first time in 4 years but the loss was not fair by a long measure. The new polyurethane swim suits are turning the Rome World Aquatic Championships are into a farce. Michael and his coach are so stinking mad that they are refusing to compete internationally until FINA bans the illegal swim suits once and for all. The picture to the right was taken from the Globe and Mail and speaks volumes. Michael Phelps is rightly upset.

However, lets be honest, the damage is done. World records have been smashed to smithereens in the past few days. Once the illegal swim suits have been banned these world records will continue to stand for years. Will FINA do the right thing and erase all of the world records attained by swimmers wearing the illegal swim suits? They should but I doubt it very much. FINA is giving it's blessing to cheaters and everyone who cares about the integrity of sport should be alarmed.

This year in Rome, it's not about the swimmers, the news high lights about the swim suits. How very sad for the swimmers. These new swim suits are faster, more high-tech and made of materials that trap air and allow for better buoyancy.

Michael Phelps's defeat came in the 200-metre freestyle event against Paul Biedermann from Germany. Michael was wearing the same Speedo LZR suit he wore at the Beijing Olympic Games while Biedermann wore one of the new full-body polyurethane suits.

After the loss, Michael was clearly upset and his coach was beside himself. Michael said he would finish his events at the world championships but would then withdraw from all international meets until “swimming gets back to swimming.” His coach, Bob Bowman couldn't agree more. He released a statement saying “My recommendation to [Phelps] is not to swim internationally until this is resolved.”

The issue of these illegal suits has been debated by the swim world and the swim authorities at FINA for the past year. In 2009, an extraordinary number of swimming world records have been smashed. An unbelievable 15 world records have been broken in just the first three days of the acquatic world championships. Michael was expected to lower his personal best time in the 200-metre freestyle but was easily handled by Biedermann who set a world-record of 1 minute 42 seconds.

Biedermann was wearing the same Arena X-Glide suit he wore days earlier when he lowering Ian Thorpe’s seven-year-old world record by 1.27 seconds. He basically admitted that he won and set records because of the new illegal swim suit. Beidermann spoke to reporters about his suit after winning his first gold medal saying smuggly: “FINA allowed it. It’s not my problem.”

The Speedo LZR suit was the water-shedding miracle swim suit that helped produce 108 world records in 2008. However, this swim suit was different and Speedo developed the swim suit with integrity. For example, Speedo worked with FINA to ensure that its suit didn’t float or provide extra assistance to the swimmers. Speedo did not want their swim suit to provide an unfair advantage. Arena, Adidas and Jaked wanted to get on the bandwagon and they began producing new innovative swim suit designs. However Arena, Adidas and Jaked forgot that sport is about fair play and swimming championships should reward the fastest swimmer.

These new suits are designed to be better than swimming naked. They reduce drag and stabilize muscles for a distinct advantage. Most illegally, these swim suits float!! FINA agreed yesterday to impose a ban on these illegal swim suits. This new ban will ensure that all swim suits are made of textiles (still to be defined by FINA). The suits will not be allowed to have zippers or fasteners and athletes cannot wear two suits at the same time. There can also be no custom modifications to any suit.

However without explanation, FINA officials stunned the swimming world by saying the ban wouldn’t be enforced until next April or May. I'm sure there is some collective head scratching going on. What's the point in delaying the ban?

Michael's coach wasn’t happy to hear that the ban would be delayed a year as the ban was originally set to begin on Jan. 1, 2010. Bowman angrily sputtered “I want swimming to go back to racing. This move to April is unacceptable,” he said. “You can’t trust what they say. It might be never"

The German Biedermann's performances at the world championships have been liken to “technological doping.” In smashing Thorpe’s 400-freestyle record Biedermann posted a 6.5-second improvement in just 12 months. When asked about Biedermann's eye popping improvement Michael Phelps said: “Usually you don’t see 6 seconds dropped in the 400 in a year. I think he was in the final of the 200 free last year [in Beijing] and he’s dropped like three seconds in that, so he’s having a good meet.”

The illegal-swim suit assault on swimming’s world record book has drawn the disgust of many observers. Britain’s national performance director Michael Scott sarcastically predicted 99 per cent of swimming’s world records will set in Rome. In an unusual act of protest, the French sports newspaper L’Equipe is not reporting any world mark set in Rome if it involves the use of an illegal swim suit. American and Australian coaches have suggested that the new records are “a joke”. It sounds like poor Beidermann might end up like Milli Vanilli-splashy but quickly seen as a farce and then just as quickly forgotten.

For the sake of the integrity of competitive swimming the Jaked swim suit and the polyurethane Arena X-Glide swim suit should be banned immediately. Swimmers with integrity will refuse to wear these illegal swim suits and Michael Phelps will be welcomed back to international swimming.

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

dear Michael Phelps, don’t screw up your deal with Speedo


Michael Phelps, our super hot Speedo poster child, may be up to his teeny bathing suit in a dating scandal and it doesn’t sound like he is focusing much on his swimming or his enormous endorsement potential.
A celebrity Web site, called TMZ.com ran photographs on Friday in which Michael Phelps' girlfriend, a Las Vegas cocktail waitress named Caroline "Caz" Pal, appeared to be posing topless in a series of photos. Michael reportedly took “Caz” home to meet his mother over Thanksgiving weekend.
How embarrassing for Debbie. Michael needs to be careful of his reputation given that he has the potential to rake in loads of endorsement cash.
The Web site purportedly shows “Caz”, 26, in silly and provocative photos both alone and with other girls. In one photo, she is on a bed sandwiched between two girls in short shorts that read "Got Ho's?" on their bottoms and "My ex-girlfriend is a stripper." How classy! That will really help Michael’s endorsement opportunities.
Phelps, 23, has been a Las Vegas regular since his magnificent performance at the Beijing Olympics, which earned him a $1 million bonus from Speedo. He has been taking poker lessons in hopes of playing in the World Series of Poker here next year.
Dear Michael has been seen partying and making out in public with “Caz”, who works at Moon nightclub in the Palms Fantasy Tower. What wonderful news for Speedo! On Oct. 23, Phelps was seen partying in a hoodie with “Caz” at Tao nightclub at The Venetian after attending a pool-side event at Simon at Palms Place. He apparently was media-shy at Palms Place, ducking reporters during a red carpet appearance. Does Michael know that he shouldn’t even be near a pool in clothing? I suppose the lack of Speedo combined with the proximity of the pool made him uneasy.
However, better to be uneasy than be an idiot. At Tao, he jumped up on a DJ stand and was "mouthing words to a rap song," an unnamed source commented. "He went from being real low key to being kind of out there. He acted like a dumb kid."
According to a Los Angeles talent agency that tracks the endorsement appeal of celebrities, Phelps ranked No. 1 in the first index compiled after the Beijing Olympics. He beat out basketball legend Michael Jordan, who earns $45 million a year in endorsements, and movie star Tom Hanks.
Don’t screw up your deal with Speedo, dear Michael Phelps.

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Michael Phelps' speedo can't take all the credit

Michael Phelps speedo

Why is Michael Phelps such a swimming phenomenon? More importantly, who doesn't agree with me that Michael Phelps' speedo is my new favorite brand of swimsuits?

The first place to start is with Michael Phelps incredible body. He stands 6-4 with a wingspan of nearly 80 inches. By all accounts, his frame is perfect for a swimmer. Michael understands how to use his body to its full advantage (oh really? ;-)).

As a swimmer, his physical attributes give him a huge headstart ... his hands and feet are like paddles in the water, and he has an incredibly powerful kick. The butterfly is his signature stroke, but he’s shown the ability to dominate in any event. Michael Phelps’s swimming technique is excellent, and no one seems to work harder at it.


Michael Phelps swim training regimen is grueling—two to five hours a day in the pool. He does minimal weightlifting; at this point flexibility and a feel for the water are more important to him. (Maybe that's his excuse in wearing a super small speedo? ) The leg strength Michael added during his 2007 wrist-injury rehab was evident in Beijing on his powerful turns.

In the swimming events where he trailed, he made up an extraordinary amount of time pushing off the wall. Which meant that in the races he won on speed alone, he was also winning by a greater margin after each turn. That extra power in Michael Phelps kick also bought him the hundredth of a second edge he needed to come from behind in the 100-meter butterfly. I’m sure we all remember that race with butterflies in our stomach.

His physique notwithstanding, (along with his spectacular swimming fashion sense), endurance may be Michael Phelps’s single greatest asset. He’s able to hold his swimming stroke under pressure when fatigue begins to creep in. From a mind over matter standpoint, Michael is also off the charts. His ability to relax, focus and block out the pain all at once is unique in his sport. He never seems nervous before a race, yet his intensity on the starting block is unmatched.

It is awe-inspiring how amazing Michael Phelps, swimmer extrodinaire, actually is. I continually write articles about Michael Phelps bathing suits (small ones of course, and speedo is my favorite), and my desire to see Michael Phelps naked, but today I thought I should just remind myself and all the readers just what an incredibly accomplished athlete Michael Phelps really is.

I welcome your comments or tributes to Micheal Phelps. I would especially welcome comments from an expert in fluid dynamics who could discuss the performance advantages of Michael Phelps' speedo being really super teeny tiny. I’m being serious. Really.


Monday, October 13, 2008

Michael Phelps Magazine Covers

Michael Phelps Magazine Covers

Even before Michael Phelps and his tiny bathing suit photos started hitting the Beijing 2008 Olympic Games celebrity scene, and even before he turned 20, Michael Phelps and his tiny Speedo were featured on dozens of magazine covers (and the odd cereal box).


Objective and quantifiable proof that people want to see more of Michael Phelps Speedo photos! The following is a partial list of these covers from 2003 and 2004. I can’t include more recent covers including post-Beijing covers as I would be typing non-stop until December.



USA Today, August 2004
Wheeties, September 2004
Sports Illustrated, August 2004
Communication Arts, August 2004
TV Guide, August 2004
Time, August 2004
Sports Illustrated, July 2004
Boys Life, August 2004
ESPN Magazine, March 2004
New York Times Magazine, Summer 2004
Sports Illustrated, August 2004 (for the second time in a month)
Parade Magazine, August 2004
And so on………..




So how many more nearly naked Micheal Phelps magazine cover shots will we be lucky enough to see before Amanda Beard thinks Michael Phelps is more than just a small bathing suit? Well, it doesn't really matter, as long as we keep getting to see Michael Phelps in his nearly naked tiny bathing suit all over the newsstands.

Michael Phelps Sports Illustrated cover

Thursday, August 14, 2008

Will We See Michael Phelps' Speedo?

Michael Phelp speedo
I really really really hope so! I think I will phone Oprah personally and put in a special request. That is because next week we will see Michaeal Phelps on Oprah Winfrey!
Only Michael Phelps, the most winningest Olympian of all time, that’s who!

Michael Phelps who is generally almost naked, along with 150 other U.S. Olympic team members, will be on the season premiere of "The Oprah Winfrey Show." The 23rd season premiere of Winfrey's talk show will air September 8th. I hope he just wears a small Speedo .… a little one.Winfrey plans to tape the show at Chicago's Millennium Park.


Harpo Productions says Winfrey intends the show as a "welcome home celebration" and a chance to showcase Speedos and other small bathing suits, errrr I mean, Chicago as the city bids for the 2016 Summer Olympics. You know what I'm waiting for? I just want to see Michaeal phelps model speedos .... oooooh, teeny tiny Michael Phelps bathing suits, yum!


Other athletes expected to attend with the lovely and hot Michael Phelps include the beach volleyball gold medal team of Misty May-Treanor and Kerri Walsh, gold medal basketball players Carmelo Anthony, Lisa Leslie and Dwyane Wade, and silver medal swimmer Dara Torres. Hmmmmm, I notice bad ol’ Amanda Beard isn’t invited.


I hope Oprah (I love her) and Michael Phelps and all the other Olympians trash talk Beard for the whole show. Even better maybe Michael Phelps will announce he’s gay! I don’t suppose that will happen but Michael Phelps might wear a nearly naked small Speedo.


Check back for pics of hopefully Michael Phelps' speedo on the Oprah show.